Friday, April 30, 2010


Mother is that who loves us all,
Mother is that who cares us all,
Mother is wise,
Mother is nice,
Mother is old,
Mother is gold,
Mother is that who helps us all,
Mother is that who misses us all,
Mother is kind,
Mother is fine,
Sometimes she is strict,
Sometimes she is soft,
We love her all,
She loves us all.


Extreme of Fashion: Dhoti with Zip.

Extreme of Stupidity: Looking through key hole of glass door.

Extreme of Kanjoosi: A man after accident lying on the road give miss calls to Edhi.

Extreme of Lie: A negro while taking bath sings " Pani mai jale mera gora badan.

Which is the romantic nation of the world? Can you guess.

Simple! Pakistani, because It is our habit ot take candle light dinner.

Saturday, April 24, 2010


  • There are 114 Surahs in the Quran.
  • There are 6666 Ayas in the Quran.
  • There are 1000 Rukoos in the Quran.
  • There are 5098 Waqaf in the Quran.
  • There are 323671 Letters in the Quran.
  • There are 77701 words in the Quran.
  • There are 30 Parahs in the Quran. 
  • And   Milk is the best drink according to Quran.


Prof: What is the chemical symbol of Baruium?

Sardar : Ba

Prof : and Sodium?

Sardar : Na

Prof : What will we get if one atom of Ba and Two atoms of Na combines?

Sardar :  BANANA.


Thursday, April 22, 2010


A duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have nay grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no and the duck leaves. The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes. I will nail your webbed feet to the floor!!" The duck left, and returned the next day. This time he asked, "Do you have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No" and the duck said, "Good! Got any grapes?"

Thursday, April 15, 2010


It is not necessary to share everything between true friends, But it is necessary that what you share must be true.

Wake and act each day with the understanding that your actions will be absorbed by your children and your children will grow to be contributing adults to the level of your influence. 



He, who loses money,
Loses Much.

He who loses a friend,
Loses much More.

He, who loses faith,

Loses all.


Tuesday, April 13, 2010


And if they turn away, then know that Allah is your patron, Excellent patron, adn Excellent Helper!


Allah created adam from a handful of clay from the whole of the earth, so, the children of Adam are in accordance with the earth, some red, some white, some black, some a mixture, also smooth and rough , bad and good.

Holy Prophet(S.A.W)


Friday, April 2, 2010


1... Go Succeed...
       Do the Best you can,  where you are, with what you have.

 2... People with Goals succeed,  Because they know where they are going.

3... If today were perfect, there would be no need for tomorrow. 

4... We have two years and one mouth, think twice speak once. 



All the Flowers of tomorrow are in the seeds of today.

Try to see the light,
If it is difficult then,
try to feel its warmth.