Monday, March 8, 2010

JOKES

There are three ways to catch a tiger.

1. Newton's Law...

Allowthe tiger to catch you then you will be able to catch the tiger.

2. Einstein's Law...

Chase the tiger until the tiger gets tired then you will catch the tiger.

3. Pakistan's Law...

Grab a cat and beat it until it agrees that I am a tiger.


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